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If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!
Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don't even remember... Mosquito: I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking.
Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!!
Chicken: If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.
- Overloaded with Work? If you feel overloaded with Work, immediately go to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief center and place order for any one or more of the following...
- Visiting Charges! Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
Doctor: 300 rupees.
Santa: Theek hai doctor ji... - Rush Hour!!! It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there...
- Santa's Railway Interview.. Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?
Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga... - First Hearing Aids! A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, "This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery...
