-
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!` the chicken cried.
"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
- Skiing Backwards!!! A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom.
No facilities nearby, she found a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself... - What do women really want? Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was...
- Santa and Maggi! Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge? - Repeat Performance! A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it...
- Guys vs Gals! Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:
1) No...
2) Yes...
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
4) I m engaged...
