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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive thirty-year- old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him.
Then, without pausing, he downs each one.
"Whew," the bartender remarks, "you seem to be in a hurry."
"You would be, too, if you had what I have."
"What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asks.
"Fifty cents."
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Number Game! The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
'Yes,' he said, 'I do. My father taught me.'
'Good. What comes after three?'
'Four,' answers... - The grip! One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room.
'Got a good grip on your brush?' asked the blonde.
'Sure,' said the... - Little quirks about life... Little Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty...
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