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Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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2. The man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account.
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- Intelligent Husband! Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: And where are you going?
Wife: I`m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing... - Skiing Backwards!!! A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom.
No facilities nearby, she found a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself...
