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The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
- The career test: An old couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and... - Smart snakes! The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, 'Go forth and multiply.' A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how...
- Another Fish! The Walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said...
- Top 10 Signs that You`ve Overdosed on The World Wide Web Your opening line is: 'So, what`s your homepage address?'
You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see 'Enhanced for Netscape 4.0' on one of the clouds.
You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter... - You know you are an Internet Junkie when... When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your...
