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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don’t know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the blonde lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
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