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A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up.
The RJ said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."
"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.
"Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a maths question."
"Well, I've got a Masters in maths and have been teaching for 35+ years," I proudly replied.
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Himesh Reshamiyas new movie and to meet him back stage:
What is 2+2?"
I replied, "7!!!"
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There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye... - Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi! Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.
John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi... - Use More Soap! A man was unhappy with the way his laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry.
So he wrote a note... - Ransom Call... Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko...
- Pathan Ka Dushman! Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.
Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain....
