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An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy.
"Come on man!" said the American, "In a democracy you get to express your views. You have freedom. You know, I can anyday call President Bush an idiot!"
"What s so great about that," said the unimpressed Russian "so can I!"
- Ancestors`communication network! An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to Santa. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia, he came across some thick cables; therefore he claimed that Russians had the telegraph system long...
- Prescription! A doctor got a call from a very excited woman, 'My son just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I...
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Parking fine! Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.
'They should not put up such misleading... - The three soldiers..NOT the 3 wise men ! Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.
One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, 'I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel... - As a matter of fact! In his autobiography, 'Treasure in clay', Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
'I stopped to ask a few boys...
