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The Grandmother was looking at a picture her six year old granddaughter had drawn of a fat cat.
She asked the granddaughter what kind it was.
She looked up and said that it was a cat that was going to have kittens. See, I'll show you.
Carefully she outlined in pencil four very small kittens inside the cat's body.
The grandmother then asked: Do you know how they got there?
Looking at her seriously, she said: Of course I know. I drew them.
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