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When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.
"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."
"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"
"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
- Bechaare Ladke Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.
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The trooper said, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
The driver looked at the trooper and said...
