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Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea...!!!
TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...
TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...
TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation...
TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home...
TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense...
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- Brown Trousers Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate...
- Cross-Examination In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court...
- Chemistry Lectures A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry...
- I'm Outta Here A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I`ve had enough and have left you...don`t bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction...
