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Our Banta is in police department. He is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.
He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error.
"Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn`t look right - scratch scratch.
"Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch.
He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head. "Head on curb." -
One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling. "It would be spelt `W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B`," the first boy argued.
"No its not! It`s spelt `W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B`," retorted the other.
The lady leaned over unable to keep to herself and said, "Excuse me boys, but I think you`ll find the word is spelled `W-O-M-B`."
The first little boy looked at the other, and then back at the lady, and replied,
"You know lady, I bet you`ve never even seen a hippopotamus, let alone ever heard one fart underwater!"
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