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One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Little Johnny: The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Little Johnny: The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?
Little Johnny: Looking for me."
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