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This happened to an American visitor in Madras. In his hotel room he picked up the telephone one night and asked for a 7-up. The switchboard operator answered in his best English, "7-up? Yes, sir."
The cold drink never arrived, but the next morning the tourist was woken up punctually at seven o clock.
- Whose MIL is better? Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives. Husband: 'No, I don`t hate your relatives. In fact...
- Smart Santa! Through the center of Lahore there is the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever) which goes between India and Pakistan. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman...
- About the effects... A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey...
- Interviewer s profile... A guy goes to an interview.
He is asked, 'Where would you like to be in our organization'.
The candidate replied... - Let`s start! A drunk was hauled into court. 'Mister,' the judge began, 'You ve been brought here for drinking.'
'Great,' the drunk..
