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An insect falls into a mug of beer....
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
- Your number please? Santa made a phone call and he said: Is it 3716120?
The reply came: No, it is 3716121
Santa: No problem, Please... - Who`s the fastest ? Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The 1st boy says:' Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow and start to run, I tell you...
- Well prepared... Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have...
- Damn fools! Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers]
Santa : You are a fool
Banta : And you are a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers.. - Order! Order ! Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gavel on his table and...
