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I was standing in a small queue. There was a laday of Japanese descent in front of me she was there to exchange Yen for Dollars. She was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunad dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunad ninty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations!"
The Japanese lady said, "Fluc you white people, too!"
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