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A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him only one wish!
Gujju: "I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!"
God: "Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these Gujjus."
- Would You Remarry? Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.
Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same... - God vs Scientist God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God, we don`t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing...
- Authentic Blonde A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots.
The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Damn and blast... - Don't Mess with Bikers! A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St. Peter.
"And who are you?" asked St. Peter.
"My name is Steven Richards... - The End is Near! A man is driving down the road when he spots 2 priests on the side nailing signs into the ground.
The first sign says, "The End is Near...
