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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The 1st boy says:" Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"
The 2nd boy says:"Ha! You think that`s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
The 3rd one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a Government employee. He stops working at 4:30pm and he is home by 3:45pm!"
- Damn fools! Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers]
Santa : You are a fool
Banta : And you are a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers.. - Order! Order ! Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gavel on his table and... - Headache! 'I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor,” said Santa. Banta: 'Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and...
- Reading glasses! Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses...
- ID please! Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. 'Can you identify yourself?' asked the bank clerk.Mrs Santa opened her...
