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Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter
Yama: Deleter
Apsara & Rambha: Virus
Ganapati: Anti virus
Hanuman: E-Mail
Chitragupta: Hard Disc
Saraswati: Internet explorer
Parvati: Mother Board
Lakshmi: ATM
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