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A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on ur computer from my computer???!!
Help desk: there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ??!!!
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