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Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:
1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.
3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.
4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.
5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.
7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted.
- Bank Robbers! Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor...
- Company Policy! Banta, an eager young man entered his prospective boss`s office for an interview.
"One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness... - Not Again! After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to...
- Sabki Pasand Nirma Washing powder Nirma....
Washing powder Nirma....
Doodh si safedi Nirma se Aaye... - Never Say NO!!! A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma`am, we haven`t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn`t look as if we'll be getting any soon...
