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A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.
Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post operation shock, spoke to the young surgeon in training about it.
"Don`t worry about a thing, nurse," the young doctor assured her. "He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."
- Plead guilty! After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up, approached the judge`s bench and said
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- The burial ! An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors...
- Real Life & Commands Some of the commands you would like to have in real life, like - You are already late, and your key is missing. You wish there was FIND TOOL in life!And some more.
- Quickest way! A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. 'What is the quickest way to...
