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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears and tries to... - Suicide Note! Mrs Smith found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning.
There was a note on his bed which read... - Tea Strainer A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.
"I didn''t know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip.
"Yes, I boiled some water... - Suppositories for Constipation! A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn''t working...
- Hearing Aid! A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
