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An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem.
"It's horrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Yes, doctor," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night."
"No," the doctor said, `I mean do you take anything?"
"Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
- Fresh Oyesters! A blonde woman went to see a Doctor, complaining of an upset stomach.
The Doctor asked, "What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Oysters," she replied... - A short history of medicine Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 B.C. - That root is heathen... - Great Writer! There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read... - Your Prayers were answered A young man, living away from home, writes to his parents:
Dear folks,
I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel... - Newly Married Bride Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law.
She said, "I am the home minister as well as the finance minister...
