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While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps be-cause his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Well," ponders the intern, "I suppose I`d limp too."
- Hillary`s Fortune During a publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune-teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news that...
- Engineer in Hell!! An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, 'You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place.'
So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, he becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build... - Caffeine Pollution... Seattle harbor is polluted. Not with crap, but with caffeine. Home to 12 billion Starbucks outlets, Seattle coffee addicts are pissing...
- Confession? A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes...
- Hello! Teacher: 'All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?'
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya: 'Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw...
