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The doctor finished his examination and asked the patient to step into his office.
"Sit down, Mr. Kay sen. After looking at these test results, I recommend that you have an operation immediately." The man thought for a moment, "How will this affect my hobby, Doctor?" "What's your hobby?" "Saving money!"
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years.
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