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Optometrist An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:
"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'
If his eyes don't flutter, say... 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'
If his eyes still don't flutter, you add... 'Each.'
- What's a Church? A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt...
- Framed Butt! A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected...
- Biggest Lie The priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing...
- Letter of Divorce I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it...
- The Drunk Driver Leaving the pub after drinking heavily, this fellow got into his car and decided that the best thing for him to do would be to follow...
