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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac (a woman who likes to have sex very often, esp. with lots of different men)."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That`s not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
- Milking ? Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
Banta comes in and asks Santa, 'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'
Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.
Banta: So what happened that is so horrible?
Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my... - Emotional needs ! A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says 'I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
'WHAT!?' says her husband.
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as... - Lovemaking ! After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, 'It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.'
Adam answered, 'Yes, Lord, but what is a `kiss`?' The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to... - Empty-handed Santa and Banta had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
Finally Santa invited Banta to visit him in his new apartment. 'I got a wife and two kids and... - Hunter`s Wife It was Saturday morning as Steve, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Steve asks her...
