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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The old gentleman answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but please cut each one into 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
- Two buddies in a Bar Santa and Banta, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Banta throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no," he gasps," Preeto will kill me!!"
"Don't worry... - Smartness Vs Intelligence Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me... - Satan in Church A few minutes before the services started, the church people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and...
- The New Walmart Greeter Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn''t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, even 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-mind, a real...
- Mind ur Language… There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a Frenchman, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out...
