| Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it's her appendix." "What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily. "I took out your wife's appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep." Five minutes later, the phone rings and it's Santa again. "Doc, I'm sure it's her appendix." "Oh God!" the doctor groaned. "Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?" "No...," says Santa. "But I'm sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!" |
| A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis. "That's impossible," the physician replied, peeved at being woken up after midnight. "She had an appendectomy last year. Don't be stupid. Only a moron like you would wake me up for something this idiotic. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?" "No, you are the moron!" the husband replied. "Haven't you ever seen anybody with a second wife?" |
| Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned his doctor, waking him up. "I'm really sorry to bother you so late," he said, "but I think my wife has appendicitis." Still half asleep, the doctor reminded him that he had removed hs wife's inflamed appendix a couple of years before. "Whoever heard of a second appendix?" the doctor asked. "You may not have heard of a second appendix, doc," the man replied, "but surely you've heard of a second wife!" |