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A lady went to a doctor to complain about a pain in her side. He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation.
Not quite trusting the doctor, she went to another physician for a second opinion.
This time, the doctor said her gall bladder has to be removed.
Feeling horrified at the diagnosis, the woman told her friend: "I'm returning to my first doctor. I'd rather have appendicitis, than gall bladder removed."
- Stranded on a Deserted Island On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman... - Romantic Wife A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she...
- Anyone Home? A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever...
- Three-Day Pass An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass... - Smart Monkey A guy walked into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto...
