| Thsi car wash itself is getting washed after it had to clean a lot of dirty cars. |
Live wire ! The guys T-shirt says it all. So better wear spikes if you see him around. 
Do computers pee ? They would start peeing, if they are not free for sometime by its users. 
Bathing prohibited ? Don`t bath here. Bathing can be fatal if you know swimming or not. 
Sheer apathy! It is the official monogram of the Department of Telephones in India. Need we say more about their service. 
Obvious signs : But some people ignore these obvious signs too. 
