A Dinner Date

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    Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
    Ladka, (CA Student): Theek Hai.
    Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
    Ladka: Sher-E-Punjab Chalte Hain, Wahan Ki Prepration Achchi Hai Aur Rate Bhi Theek Hain.
    Ladki: Na!!! Badi Hi Sasti Aur Aur Bekaar Sa Hai. Let's Go To Barbeque Nation (Thoda Costly Restaurant).
    Ladka, Thodi Der Chup Rehne Ke Baad: Theek Hai, Jaisa Tum Kaho. Main Theek 7 Baje Aa Jaunga Tumhe Pick Karne.
    Ladka Theek 7 Baje Ladki Ko Uske Ghar Se Pick Karta Hai. Raaste Mein Ladka Kehta Hai: Tumhe Pata Hai Ek Baar Maine Apni Sister Ke Saath Gol-Gappe Khaane Ki Bet Lagayi.
    Ladki: Achcha?? Phir Kaun Jeeta?
    Ladka: Maine 30 Gol-Gappe Kha Liye Aur Jeet Gaya.
    Ladki: Bas 30? Ismein Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai.
    Ladka: Main Toh Is Se Bhi Jyada Kha Sakta Hun. Gol-Gappe Khaane Mein Mujhe Hara Mushkil Hai.
    Ladki: Rehne Do, Main Tumhe Bade Araam Se Hara Sakti Hun.
    Ladka: Aree Rehne Do, Tumhare Bas Ka Nahin Hai.
    Ladki: Achcha... Chalo Theek Hai, Ho Jaye Competition?
    Ladka: Rehne Do, Tum Haar Jaogi.
    Ladki: C'mon, Aaj Ho Hi Jaye... Raaste Mein Vo Ek Gol-Gappe Ke Stall Pe Rukte Hain Aur Competion Start.
    After About 30 Pani-Puri The Boy Gave Up. The Girl Was Also Full, Lekin Ladke Ko Haraane Ke Chakkar Mein Usne 2 Aur Kha Liye And Khushi Se Chilliati Hui Boli: Main Jeet Gayi... Tum Haar Gaye.
    Bill Aaya Sirf Rs 120/-

    Moral: The main aim of ‎Cost Accounting‬ is to Identify & Control the Cost
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