| An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid." |
| An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank. The note said: I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do? Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid. |