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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
"Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care where it's been," he replied. "What is it now?"
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The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I`m right. Please send... - A Wife's Wishes! A woman finds Aladdin`s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes...
- Pathan vs. Bainya! EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya. Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.
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