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A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter.
The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"
"Beef tongue," replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "Ewww! Gross! No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!"
The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!"
- Mister Fog! A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman.
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- Free Meals A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other. The rabbi goes, "Man, you`ve put on some weight since last time!"
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