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I met a man who had been married for 66 years. "Amazing. 66 years!" I said. "What`s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well," he replied, "It`s like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."
"Really?" I responded. "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes," he said proudly. "66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
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'Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
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The Ambassador...
