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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.
He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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- Novice Hunter A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days...
- Have an Affair "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Peter told his friend Alex.
Alex suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair... - The Argument A husband and wife were involved in an argument both of them unwilling to admit that they might be wrong.
"I'll admit I was wrong", the wife told her husband... - Carrying a Child Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
A small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant...
