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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
- Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
- Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
- Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
- Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
- Some difference For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
