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A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.
As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."
The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd'."
"Heard what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Sure, I've heard of cows... there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
- Stupid Wife A man is in court. Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you`ll have to give us a damn good reason."
Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her... - An Actual Passport Letter This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.
Dear Sirs,
I`m in the process of... - Teed Off Verne was teeing off from the men`s tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman`s tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his...
- Punny!! Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics .
Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.
Q: Did you... - Lost In The Woods After spending several hours wandering through the woods, Santa and Banta are thoroughly lost. Disorientated, they sit down to discuss what to do next. "Hey, I have an idea," says Santa. "If we each fire...
