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An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. Manager walks into his cube and asks...
Manager: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values.
Employee (Steve): I am kind of busy with another job. I will be able to give you the complete program by tomorrow.
.......Back to chat......
Steve: Sorry for late reply!!! My stupid boss was here.
Amy: Bosses are really pain right?
Steve: Yep!! They are pain in...
Amy: Can you do me a favor darling.
Steve: I am for you honey.
Amy: Can you write me a program to sort float.
Steve: Oh honey!! It's on my finger tips....Here you go.
Amy: Dude!!! that is what I asked you at your cubicle.
- Men Are Special A man is the most beautiful part of God`s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates... for his sister.... - Army Training Ke Dauran... Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?
Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!
Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari... - Cell Phone Etiquette After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy...
- Tight Fit!!! An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what`s wrong with me?
"Let`s begin with a few questions... - The Importance of Number 4 4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
4 kitabein toh padh li...
