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"Is that the obituary section of the Clarion?" asked the woman.
"Yes, madam, can I help you?"
"I'd like to put a notice in, reporting the death of my husband from gunshot wounds."
"God gracious, when did it happen?"
"Just as soon as I find the cheating bugger."
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