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Distance between Chandigarh and Delhi = 260 kms
Distance between Delhi and Chandigarh = 260 kms
Ground Floor to 15thFloor = 15 floors
15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
Monday to Friday = 5 days
Friday to Monday = 2 days
THIS IS CHEATING!!!!!!
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