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A new business was opening and one of the owner`s friends sent flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.
It said, "Rest in Peace." The owner told the friend that had sent them and the friend called the florist to complain.
After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, "Sir I am really sorry for the mistake", and added, "boy we are in trouble with some funeral home. Imagine-somewhere there is a funeral-taking place today, and they have flowers with your card saying,
"Congratulations on your new location."
- Three-some: A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, 'What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!' The doctor chimed in...
- Top ten ways the Bible would be different if written by college students.... 10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order... - These are taken from real resumes and cover letters : You can really decide for yourself whether these candiadtes should be selected.
- Military Performance Appraisals: These are Actual Lines From Military Performance Appraisals
A room temperature IQ.
Fell out of the family tree.
