| This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with humour: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side??? |
| I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: License and registration, please, I think you are drunk! Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything. Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this? Me: A car. Officer: Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford? Me: I have no idea! Officer: So, you're drunk. Me: But I didn't drink anything. Officer: Okay, one more test --- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me: A motorcycle. Officer: Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley? Me: I have no idea! Officer: As I suspected, you're drunk! Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: So, counter question --- You;re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this? Officer: A prostitute of course. Me: Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother? |