| Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," and he took a shot at it but missed and the bird flew away. When the next bird came into view, the pathologist looked at it, then through the pages of a bird manual, and said, "Hummmm... white wings, yellow bill, quacking sound... might be a duck," and by the time he raised this gun to shoot, the bird was long gone. The surgeon raised his gun and shot down a third bird almost without looking, then turned to the pathologist and said, "Go see if that was a duck." |
| Two guys went duck hunting. One drank a bottle and a half of whisky while the other kept watch. After two hours, a solitary duck flew up. The sober man took aim but missed. "Quick," he said to his drunken friend, "try and hit that duck." The drunk waved his shotgun in the vague direction of the sky, pulled the trigger and hit the duck. "That's amazing," said the sober one. "Not really," replied the drunk. "When there's a whole flock you can hardly miss!" |