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I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water.
Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white...
I like duck so much because I love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour... Holi is festival of colours...
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