| Before his daring escape from prison, an infamous criminal had been photographed from four different angles. The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the land, with orders to notify Washington the moment an arrest was made. The next day, the Bureau received a faxed reply from the ambitious sheriff of a small Southern town: "PICTURES RECEIVED. ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST." |
| During Terrorism days in Punjab, a terrorist before his daring escape from prison, had been photographed from four different angles. The Punjab Police sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the different police districts, with orders to notify the headquarter the moment an arrest was made. The pictures were duly circulated in different police stations. The next day, the the headquarter received a wireless from the ambitious Police Inspector of a remote Police Station: "PICTURES RECEIVED. ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST!" |
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