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If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!!!
That's the power of Smile !!!
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman....
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!!!
'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody.
But... 'Jealousy'.... You have to Earn it!!!
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall.
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch... It'll move on its own!!!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !!!
- Chinese Products! A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, "I KNEW IT....
- You aren't Sterile! A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl...
- A Dog and a Husband! Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see you, and who will `BITE` you...
- iPhone 6 Jokes Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone users who`ve been saying... - I Need a Job Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor...
