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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
- Bow, wow! Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called...
- Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
- Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
- Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
- Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
